fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him
Just woke up from unintentional 2 hour nap
is this the real life
or is this just fantasy
no but seriously what the fuck i need to stop taking naps because i am so disoriented and i swear to god my mom came and tried to wake me up 3 times but she’s not even home from work yet???????